1. SMOKE LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
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GERMAN ARTIST TO TOKE ON KURT COBAIN'S ASHES?

2. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

3. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

4. HARD AT THE COLE FACE
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CHERYL COLE OBJECTS TO BEING INTERRUPTED MID-MOUTHFUL

5. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

6. LAST NIGHT A DJ CAUSED SOME STRIFE
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SAMANTHA RONSON REFUSES TO DJ IN GAY CLUB?

7. A FINE WHINE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STILL PROTESTING OVER AIRPORT ARREST

8. NO FREE LAUNCH
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KRISTEN DAVIS REFUSES TO APPEAR AT MOVIE DVD LAUNCH

9. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

10. ARTHUR CONAN DOOMED
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JUDE LAW TO PLAY DR WATSON IN GUY RITCHIE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES?

11. REBRANDING EXERCISE
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RUSSELL BRAND LAUNCHES STATESIDE DAMAGE LIMITATION CAMPAIGN

12. CLICK HERE FOR A FREE CAR
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BRAD PITT MAY RUIN YOUR COMPUTER

13. OUT OF MY MIND
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VICTORIA BECKHAM'S FASHION PLANS ARE ALL GOING WELL

14. FOX BY NAME…
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MEGAN FOX REVEALS LESBIAN PAST

15. DAYS OF BLUNDER
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NICOLE KIDMAN IS MOST OVERPAID ACTRESS

16. OH, BROTHER
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DANIELLE LLOYD SNARES HUSBAND, A NATION CHOKES ON THEIR TEA

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. LIN-GAGED
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON SOON TO TIE THE KNOT

19. SPEAKING VOLUMES
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LYNN SPEARS ATTACKS BRITNEY'S EX-MANAGER IN BOOK

20. JAMIE AT HOME... FOREVER
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OMNIPRESENT TV CHEF JAMIE OLIVER IS APPARENTLY PERFECT HUSBAND

21. WOMB TO LET
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RICKY MARTIN USED PROFESSIONAL SURROGATE FOR BABIES

22. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

23. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

24. A DROP IN THE OCEAN'S
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BRAD AND ANGELINA QUALIFY FOR CHILD BENEFIT

25. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

28. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

29. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

30. BIG BOTHER
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JADE GOODY TO APPEAR ON INDIAN VERSION OF 'BIG BROTHER'