1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. DUDE, WHERE'S THAT BAR?
(Holy News / News)

ASHTON KUTCHER'S PARTY MAY HAVE INFECTED THE 'A' LIST

4. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
(Holy News / News)

NEW BIOGRAPHY REVEALS MADONNA'S WEDDING CHAOS

5. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
(Holy News / News)

Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

6. Gary Lucy
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Just a smug Cunt

7. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... thats paper and card" (No shit Sherlock, there's me thinking it was rose petals and napalm) Smith "Lucy from Birmingham said the smell of new textbooks" Garraway "Oh god *rolls eyes* Sounds li...

8. Lucy Davis
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

aka Dawn from "the Office" and Lucy from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip... For fucks sake, open your bloody mouth, woman! Stop talking through clenched teeth all the time, it makes you sound bore

9. Lucy from Shipwrecked
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So non-self-aware, she makes my PC look like a fucking sentient being. A colossal cunt.