1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. SIMON COWELL WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHES!
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LOUIS WALSH REVEALS COWELL'S SECRET IN OUR X FACTOR INTERVIEWS

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE SOUNDS
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BRYAN MCFADDEN DISLIKES THE COLOUR PINK

4. WHO IS LOUIS WALSH'S MYSTERY DATE?
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LOUIS WALSH GETS CLOSE TO MYSTERY WOMAN

5. HEART OF STONE
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JOSS STONE HEAD BUTTS BROTHER DURING A BAPTISM

6. MILLER'S MERKIN
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SIENNA MILLER'S PUBES DIGITALLY ENHANCED FOR NEW FILM

7. ANOTHER HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: CHERYL COLE IS DEFINITELY THE NEXT X FACTOR JUDGE
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Cheryl Cole set to be announced as Sharon Osbourne's replacement on X Factor

8. GET RICH OR FRY TRYIN'
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50 CENT DENIES HE SET FIRE TO HIS HOUSE

9. CRAP IDOL
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RIO FERDINAND ORGANISES 'RAP IDOL' FOR ANTI-GUN CAMPAIGN

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. THIS HOUSE IS NOT HIS HOME
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uk papers run story on simon cowell's new house - except they made it up

12. IT'S 4PM, WE'RE BORED...
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S ALTERNATIVE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET SEXY LIST

13. NARK-LIFE
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DAMON ALBARN WANTS TO SCRAP X FACTOR

14. LITERALLY BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE
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LILY ALLEN HAD A CRUSH ON STEPHEN GATELY

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

16. BREAKING NEWS - EX FACTOR EMILY NO CAN DO
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ITV SET TO ANNOUNCE EMILY HAS WITHDRAWN FROM X-FACTOR

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

18. WHO LIVES IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS?
(Holy News / News)

LOUIS WALSH DISHES THE DIRT ON HIS FAKE X-FACTOR HOUSE

19. EYE ON THE PRIZE PAYOUT
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BRITNEY FAILS TO ATTEND COURT FOR LATEST CUSTODY HEARING

20. Big Brother 8 – In A Nutshell
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Highlights of Big Brother 8

21. Day 88: 27th August
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Singing the house down

22. Day 86: 24th August
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Jonty leaves nothing to the imagination

23. Day 84: 22nd August
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Kara-Louise, Jonty, Tracey nominated. Two to go on Friday

24. Kanye Kick It? No He Can't
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HM reviews last night's Kanye West secret gig

25. it's back back back!
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X factor returns but the british public are still largely absolutely rubbish

26. Day 78: 16th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Carole is a biscuit hider

27. Britain In(to) Bloom
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Orlando Bloom is Cosmo readers' most desirable date

28. Day 72: 10th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Carole wants the boys to herself

29. Day 68: 6th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Brian is still favourite to win BB8

30. Day 67: 5th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Kara-Louise is stripey