1. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

2. THE EGOS HAVE LANDED
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BEYONCE USES ALTER EGO ONSTAGE

3. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

4. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

5. DOUBLE DROP
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LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH

6. A RIGHT ROYAL MESS
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GUESS WHO WENT OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS

7. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

8. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

9. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

11. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

12. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

13. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS TURNING INTO COURTNEY LOVE

14. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. MOSS VS MOSSHART
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JAMIE HINCE'S KILLS BANDMATE ISOLATED BY KATE MOSS

19. A PEACH OF SALT
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED 'BECAUSE OF GRIEF'

20. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

22. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

23. AMY HAUNTED HOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE RECOVERING IN 'HELL HOLE'

24. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

25. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

26. DIDDY: I AM KING OF SEX!
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P DIDDY SAYS HE WOULD WIN THE OLYMPICS OF SEX

27. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

29. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

30. DEAR AMY...
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE AN AGONY AUNT