1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

4. AH-HA!
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200 QUID'S WORTH OF COMEDY DVDS TO BE WON

5. SOUP OF THE DAY
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A DRUNK LOOKING SADIE FROST WITH JODIE HARSH

6. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

7. PEACHES GELD-OFF
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PEACHES THINKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN IN NEW YORK. ANYONE WANT TO CHIP IN FOR PLANE TICKETS?

8. I WROTE THISH
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SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

9. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

10. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

11. WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS FOR BACARDI B-LIVE
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TICKETS FOR BACARDI B-LIVE UP FOR GRABS

12. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

13. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

14. OH MY GOB!
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LILY ALLEN PUNCHES PASSER BY IN FRONT OF OUR CAMERA

15. MOSS VS MOSSHART
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JAMIE HINCE'S KILLS BANDMATE ISOLATED BY KATE MOSS

16. GOODY HAS CANCER
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BIG BROTHER STAR JADE GOODY HAS CERVICAL CANCER

17. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

18. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

19. AMY HAUNTED HOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE RECOVERING IN 'HELL HOLE'

20. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
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LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER

21. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

22. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

23. CRUSHUA TREE
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WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

24. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. DE-DOO-DOO-DONE
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STING PROMISES THAT THE POLICE WILL NEVER PLAY LIVE AGAIN

28. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

29. DEAR AMY...
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE AN AGONY AUNT

30. SAY YOU'LL BE HERR
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POSH SPICE RELATED TO GERMAN REVOLUTIONARY AND FRIEND OF KARL MARX