1. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

2. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

3. WHO IS MAKING AN ARSE OF HERSELF?
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JESSIE WALLACE'S SISTER PUTS IMPORTANT MESSAGE ON HER ARSE

4. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

5. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

6. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

7. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

8. TWO MUCH
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS HAVING TWINS

9. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

10. HE'S A PROPER BUFFOON
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 53

11. HE ISN'T A MAN YET
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12. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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13. I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
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14. MY BOTTOM IS RAW
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15. THE LITTLE GREEN MAN MUST HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY FOR ANALYSIS
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16. I WISH I'D GONE TO MAGALUF NOW
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 40

17. WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 39

18. WE STARTED OFF NAKED
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19. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

20. KEEP MARIO IN!!!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36

21. MEAT HEAD VS BOOB WOMAN!
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22. I'M BEING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A KNOB
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23. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
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24. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR ANGELINA JOLIE?
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25. BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
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26. MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
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27. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
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28. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
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29. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
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30. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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