1. PRAWN BALLS
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DAVID BECKHAM'S BREATH SMELLS OF FISH

2. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

3. MATRI-MOANY
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JESSICA ALBA GETS MARRIED ON THE QUIET

4. PLAY(ING THE FIELD)BOY
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HUGH HEFNER HAS NO PLANS TO MARRY

5. THE ILLUSTRATION OF MIMI
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MARIAH CAREY HAS HUSBAND'S NAME TATTOOED ON HER NECK

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. CHANELLE SEX TAPE: AN UPDATE
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Chanelle from Big Brothers sex tape wasn't really a sex tape at all, unless you are a puppet. Or per

8. NOT RIP-2
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ACTOR WHO PLAYED R2-D2 IN STAR WARS NOT REALLY ILL

9. PETE GOES TO THE DARK SIDE?
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PETE DOHERTY REPORTEDLY INTERESTED IN SCIENTOLOGY

10. COLEEN'S REAL WEDDING
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WAYNE ROONEY AND COLEEN MCLOUGLIN TO SPEND 3 MILLION ON WEDDING

11. HANG UP
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MADONNA SELLS OUT SPECTACULARLY

12. IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER
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EDDIE MURPHY WAS TRICKED INTO FATHERING MEL BROWN’S CHILD

13. FROM RUSK TILL MOAN
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SALMA HAYEK ADMITS SHE WANTED A BABY BOY

14. SIN TITTY
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JESSICA ALBA WAS CALLED A SLUT AT SCHOOL

15. AND NOW, THE END IS NEAR...
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GERI HALLIWELL PRAISES CRUZ BECKHAM'S DANCE SKILLS

16. JESSICA SIMPSON IS 'HURTING' FAT PEOPLE
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WINNER OF THE MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY

17. BORRELL ISSUES
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HARRY POTTER STAR SPOTTED WITH RAZORLIGHT MAN

18. HEATH LEDGER UPDATE
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ACTOR DIED OF ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE

19. TOM VS SIGMUND
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TOM CRUISE RANTS ON VIDEO AGAINST PSYCHIATRY

20. CHICKEN BY NATURE
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JAMIE OLIVER BACKTRACKS ON CHICKEN CLAIMS

21. JAMIE OLIVER ANNOYED WITH SAINSBURY'S OVER CHICKENS
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ADD A DASH OF HYPOCRISY...

22. PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HUM 'EM
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MC HAMMER TO START HIS OWN DANCE WEBSITE

23. SPICE UP YOUR STRIFE
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RICKY HATTON COMMISERATES BY WATCHING SPICE GIRLS

24. SMACK THE PONY
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DOHERTY GETS PUNCHED BY DEALER

25. BRITNEY WINS THE INTERNET
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS MOST SEARCHED FOR NAME ON YAHOO

26. THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW
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SIMON LE BON ON WINEHOUSE AND DOHERTY

27. THE REMAINS OF THE PAY
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MARILYN MANSON SUED FOR BUYING HUMAN REMAINS

28. BEST EXCUSE IN THE BOOK
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CHRIS LANGHAM DENIES HE IS A PAEDOPHILE

29. LILY GETS THE HUMPTY
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LILY ALLEN CRITICISES RADIOHEAD ALBUM DOWNLOAD

30. BACK TO BLACK COUNTRY
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AMY WINEHOUSE BOO-ED OFF STAGE IN BIRMINGHAM