1. LIBERTY SEX
(Holy News / News)

MICHELLE HEATON RUMOURED TO HAVE CHEATED ON HUSBAND WITH MATT DI ANGELO

2. PLEASE PUT IT AWAY, LOVE
(Holy News / News)

MICHELLE HEATON IN HER BRA FOR UNKNOWN REASON

3. SAD NEWS
(Holy News / News)

MICHELLE AND ANDY SCOTT-LEE ARE NO MORE

4. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
(Holy News / News)

THE TRIAL OF UMA THURMAN'S STALKER BEGINS IN USA

5. CRYBABY SHAMBLES
(Holy News / News)

PROMOTOERS BEMOAN LOST EARNINGS OVER PETE DOHERTY IMPRISONMENT

6. NOT THINKING IT OVER
(Holy News / News)

MICHELLE HEATON AND ANDY SCOTT-LEE DRESS UP AS BRITNEY AND ADNAN

7. THE MAGIC FUMBLER?
(Holy News / News)

DAVID COPPERFIELD'S LAWYERS DENY SEXUAL ALLEGATIONS

8. Britney Looks Cheap And Nasty
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears, in a strange Lycra ensemble, and child step out to the dance studio

9. George W Bush (yet again)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...face and no apparent irony intended, he said: "The US believes the people of China deserve the fundamental liberty that is the natural right of all human beings". What about Guantanamo, you shiteh...

10. Norwich City Council Bin Men
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Have a late start next Monday, I've taken the liberty of throwing rubbish all over my garden already to save you the task. Cunts.

11. US customs dudes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e. What a cunt you are America. Will you please make your mind up whether you want to be the champion of liberty, democracy and the rule of law or whether you are actually want to be just another na...

12. Charlton Heston
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ad gun-toting Americans', or a figurehead of fashionable America-bashing. He was a champion of freedom and liberty, and campaigned for a greater good. Cunts the lot of you! He was actually a great...

13. GRAND THEFT AUTO IV
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

... Egg that's for sure. Vice City was good. San Andreas was brilliant - but fuck me with a rusty nail - Liberty City is good enough to make you cry. JOIN TEAM HOLY MOLY! OK- here's the plan....