1. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

2. WILL AND GRACE
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HEATH LEDGER'S ESTATE GIVEN TO HIS DAUGHTER

3. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

4. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

5. SHE'S NOT THE ONE
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS LEFT BY GIRLFRIEND OVER ALIEN OBSESSION

6. NOT LOVING AYDA INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS SPLITS FROM LONG TERM LOVE

7. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD (AGAIN)
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS CONTINUES TO TALK UFOS

8. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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NOEL GALLAGHER ATTACKED ON STAGE IN TORONTO

9. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

11. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

12. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

13. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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KANYE WEST AND JAY Z PERFORMING AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

14. PARTNERS IN CRIME
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LA POLICE CHIEF CLAIMS CRIME IS DOWN THANKS TO LINDSAY, PARIS AND BRITNEY

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. LIKE A CHAIR?
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MADONNA WOES ARE ADDED TO BY KNEE PROBLEMS

17. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

18. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

19. FAECES NIGHTCLUB
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'CELEBS' AT FACES NIGHTCLUB PICTURE GALLERY

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. LET ME TENT-ERTAIN YOU
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS TAKES UP CAMPING TO SEE UFOS

22. DAD OF THE YEAR
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PETER ANDRE NAMED 'DAD OF THE YEAR'

23. BB DAY ONE
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A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

24. HAVE A GREAT BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND
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matt willis is like a rat up a drainpipe

25. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

26. LINDIZZLE LOHIZZLE
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LOHAN'S NEW ALBUM HAS TIMBALAND AND SNOOP ON IT

27. WIN 'MAN OF THE YEAR' DVDS AND AN IPOD NANO
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WIN DVDS AND IPOD NANO

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

29. MOBY WANTS TO SPEAR BRITNEY
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VEGAN STAR NOT AFRAID TO PORK BRITNEY

30. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES