1. BACK TO BLACK
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE PSYCHOANALYSED BY US WRITER

2. Cholesterol reducing spreads
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I don't care how much fat reducing antioxidant cancer shrinking bacterium ingredients they have. They all taste fucking horrible.

3. 50 Cent
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... If I want to listen to incoherent fucking mumbling, I'll visit a retirement home. Fucking sounding like Lester Piggott cunt !...

4. Flora Pro Active
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For being no less than 600% more expensive then you fucking deserve to be. Band wagon jumping colesteral fearmongering fat paste cunt!

5. Jersey
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...f collaboration with the Nazis during the Second World War and they had previously had a child murderer/molester nicknamed 'The Beast of Jersey' who had terrorised the island. And in the guest house i...

6. Lulu
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...tile style) in the street proved you can take the girl out of the Scotch slums etc...Here's hoping her cholesterol goes sky-high and cruds up the skanky old dog. ...

7. Nick Knowles
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...n to slit your wrists to' daytime TV bollox, but because on his latest blood test for his rampant hypercholesterolaemia, his blood sample was so laden with cholesterol it clogged up the fucking machin...

8. Rotherham
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e of the world. Rotherham people are the worst you can get, they don't get any worse. Rapists, child molesters, drug dealers, pale into insignificance next to the 100,000 cunts that live in and aro...

9. The British Public
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ur union jack t-shirts. Shame you have to to taint your"olidaayy" destinations on "Easy Jet" with your cholesterol ridden "fry-ups", "Fish n Chips" "whatever and kidney" pies, Jellied eels, "Black Pud...

10. The Weetabix couples
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...at you put on your Weetabix in the morning much in the same way I didn't give a shit about Lulu's high cholesterol. I hope you spend many, many hours a day on the loo crapping away your Weetabix and ...

11. Full English Breakfast
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...up your fucking arse. Kellogs? Behave. Fruit? You can fuck right off. Oooh, lowers the risk of cholesterol does it? Well, big news Botham, I want to feel that fucking grease dripping into my a...

12. Wikipedia:
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For this gem on the Chuckle Brothers: "They are both child molesterors who love to kidnap people".

13. DEXTER
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...man dissection in a "constructive" way—by killing only heinous criminals (such as child molesters, mob assassins, and serial killers of the innocent) who have slipped through the jus...