1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. THE RAT IS BACK
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BRITNEY RECONCILES WITH ADNAN AMID SEX TAPE RUMOURS

3. IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
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SOURCE OF VERNE TROYER SEX TAPE REVEALED

4. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

5. WIN FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD
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FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD UP FOR GRABS

6. OOPS, SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS BACK WITH HER BRITISH BOYFRIEND

7. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

8. MISS GREAT ACTRESS
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DANIELLE LLOYD TO STAR IN NEW FILM AS A POLE DANCER

9. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE NICEY, NICEY STUFF!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 26

10. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 24

11. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. KANYE FORGIVE HER?
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KANYE WEST TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK WITH AMY WINEHOUSE

14. TANTRIC ADVICE
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GUY RITCHIE GOES TO STING AND TRUDIE STYLER FOR ADVICE

15. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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PETE DOHERTY STILL PINING FOR KATE MOSS

16. TOPSHIT
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JAMIE HINCE ORDERS EXTRA TOILET ROLLS FOR KATE MOSS AT GLASTONBURY

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. ED WOOD WOOD WOOD
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO TAKE ON CHALLENGING NEW ROLE

19. LITTLEST THINGS ALL OVER MY DRESS
(Holy News)

LILY ALLEN DENIES THAT SHE HAS BEEN BANNED BY DESIGNERS

20. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
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BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

21. SIENNA 'DABBLES'
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SIENNA MILLER HAPPY TO DO LESBIAN SCENE AFTER ALL 'WHO HASN'T DABBLED'?

22. HEY, SQUID BRAINS!
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST'S LESSON IN HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

23. STOP RIGHT NOW!
(Holy News / News)

MELANIE BROWN TO HOST MISS UNIVERSE CONTEST

24. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
(Holy News / News)

RICHIE SAMBORA WILL SUPPORT HEATHER LOCKLEAR

25. HE TALKS WITH HIS DICK OUT!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 20

26. ALFIE BIN LADEN
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

27. I AM RIGID
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WILL SMITH WARNS HIS WIFE TO EXPECT LOTS OF SEX

28. DEAD MEN WORKING
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PETE DOHERTY (RIP) AND CARL BARAT (RIP) TO RECORD TOGETHER

29. JOHN LESLIE ACCUSED OF RAPE, AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LESLIE QUESTIONED BY POLICE ON SUSPICION OF RAPE

30. BOOB DU JOUR
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BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS