1. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I DON'T WANT
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RAY QUINN TO STAR IN GREASE

2. BEFORE...
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GLAMOUR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

3. DIDDY WANTS LEONA
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LEONA LEWIS TO APPEAR ON NEXT P DIDDY ALBUM

4. WIN LEONA NAESS TICKETS AND LIMITED EDITION VINYL
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LEONA NAESS TICKETS FOR GRABS

5. YOUNG, UNGIFTED AND LOADED
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THE SUNDAY TIMES YOUNG MUSICIANS RICH LIST GALLERY

6. CAREY ON WHINING
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MARIAH CAREY GIVES HER OPINION ON LEONA LEWIS

7. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. PHOTO GALLERY OF BRIT NOMINEES
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BRIT AWARD PREDICTIONS

10. HHHMMMMMM...
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THE SUN MASSIVELY OVER EXAGGERATE AND TURN A TRAGIC STORY INTO A CELEB EXCLUSIVE

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

13. THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'
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SPICE GIRLS ALBUM HAS RELEASE DATE DELAYED

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. BRING ON MONDAY!
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BOTH PRISON BREAK 3 AND HEROES 2 PREMIERE ON MONDAY

16. I Will Go On, And On, And On...
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Leonardo DiCaprio is depressed about global warming

17. Set Phasers To Rant
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William Shatner makes drunken appearance at Star Trek convention

18. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

19. Ghost Rider: Big Spender
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Nicolas Cage has money to burn

20. Toby Maguire Fights The Green Gobbling
(Holy News / News)

Wife of Will Smith, Jada Pinkett-Smith, has defended the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at

21. Kidnapped 15 British Soldiers in Iran.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e of Iranians turned up and said "come this way please". Meek, no bottle, cowardly khaki cunts. King Leonardis would have sorted the fuckers out no problem....

22. Leonardo Da Vinci
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

No one likes a smartarse.

23. Leonardo Di Caprio
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Flawless Zimbabwe accent. Fucking so what,you pan-faced cunt. I liked you better when you were retarded.

24. O2 Arena ticket website
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For allowing the "TicketExchange" part of their website to sell tickets for Leonard Cohen for £600 a pair when everything else is "sold out". Similar ridiculous prices for Led Zep and other great

25. The Academy Awards
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...thers could make Die Hard seem ponderous.......so they adapt a novella (a third rate imitation of Elmore Leonard, anyway) where every significant character is described as either 'laconic' or 'calm' a...

26. Elmore Leonard
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Get Shorty, Jackie Brown, Out Of Sight all written by the greatest crime novelist in years... and he's fucking 80 YEARS OLD!

27. Jarvis Cocker
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

The new Leonard Cohen.

28. Leona Lewis
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For putting the first nail into the Spice Girls' comeback coffin by looking set to keep their "Greatest Shits" album off the top of the album charts. Respect where it's due.

29. leona lewis
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

if you've heard her snow patrol cover you'd understand. i thought she was overrated but fuck me that was good. like swimming in a pool filled with chocolate..

30. Leona X Factor
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Finally someone with unquestionable talent has won the X Factor. Someone we can be proud of in years to come. Someone who is as humble and sweet as she is bloody gorgeous. But most importantly, she st