1. TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW
(Holy News / News)

LEICESTER SQUARE GETS READY FOR WILL SMITH

2. IDIOTHOOD
(Holy News / News)

ADULTHOOD PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

3. WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS FOR ADULTHOOD PREMIERE AND THE AFTER PARTY
(Holy News / Competition)

PREMIERE TICKETS UP FOR GRABS

4. AN EXPLOSION IN A CLOWN COSTUME FACTORY
(Holy News / News)

SEX AND THE CITY PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

5. SOUP OF THE DAY
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH AND NEW BOOBS OUT FOR LAUNCH OF BAR

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. WOODEN HEART
(Holy News / News)

JASON STATHAM MAY ACT IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY

8. TRAVOLTA OUT, AND A TROUT
(Holy News / News)

JOHN TRAVOLTA AND JODIE FOSTER IN GENDER MIX-UP

9. FIRST THE GALAXY, THEN THE UNIVERSE
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE SET TO CHEER UP DAVID BECKHAM

10. Where's Wino?
(Holy News / News)

Lynch mob hounds Amy Winehouse and her husband

11. Disaster Narrowly Avoided
(Holy News / News)

Most shoehorned press release of the day goes to...

12. Obligatory YouTube Clip
(Holy News / News)

An YouTube clip showing a BBC Radio Leicester blooper

13. Danielle Learns Shetty-quette
(Holy News / News)

Shilpa Shetty and Danielle Lloyd meet for the first time after Celebrity Big Brother

14. Catch Thieves Just Like Flies and go to the Spider-Man 3 Premiere
(Holy News / News)

Win tickets to the star-studded Spider-Man 3 premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square

15. Global warming
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Well fucking get a move on. I drove to Leicester from Luton today and you dropped 15 bastard degrees by the time I got there. Fucking snow, sleet and bastard hail as well as no warm clothing on my par

16. Jim Davidson apologists
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...'ll know Jade Goody. Then when you're quietly having a piss he will stand next to you and say... "well leicester is full of pakis....." So why don't you know any better when we've just been t...

17. Leicester City Football Club
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For being so utterley shit at what they do. I told my nipper about what it was like when i was his age, the anticipation, the atmosphere, the smell, the singing, the football. When i took him

18. National Rail
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Loughborough to Poole = £120 Leicester to Poole = £60 Loughborough to Leicester = £6 All fairs for the same train going to London St Pancras! Cunts!!!!

19. Indian builder in Leicester
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

for having a van which says "you've tried the cowboys, now try the indians" class.......