1. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
(Holy News / News)

EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

2. WALKING DEYN THE AISLE
(Holy News / News)

AGYNESS DEYN AND ALBERT HAMMOND JR ENGAGED?

3. Y OH Y
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NAME EXPERT REVEALS SECRET BEHIND AGYNESS DEYN'S SUCCESS

4. BB DAY ONE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

5. BTW UR DMPD
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

6. THE SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD (IF YOU'RE 14)
(Holy News / News)

FHM'S 'SEXIEST WOMAN' POLL PICTURE GALLERY

7. WIN 'MAN OF THE YEAR' DVDS AND AN IPOD NANO
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN DVDS AND IPOD NANO

8. VANILLA ICE PACK
(Holy News / News)

'RAPPER' VANILLA ICE ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING HIS WIFE

9. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

DANCING PRISONERS ARE BACK WITH A NEW ROUTINE

10. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

11. WILLY ALLEN
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN'S BROTHER TOLD TO TRIM PUBIC HAIR

12. BABY IS A SHAMBLES
(Holy News)

PETE DOHERTY REPORTEDLY GETS GIRL PREGNANT

13. WIN HOTTEST STATE GOODIES
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE SOUNDTRACKS AND DVDS FOR GRABS

14. A MISSISSIPPI YANKEE IN THE COURT
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY LOSES ANOTHER LAWYER

15. THE REMAINS OF THE PAY
(Holy News / News)

MARILYN MANSON SUED FOR BUYING HUMAN REMAINS

16. DAY 12: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

JOHN LEAVES THE JUNGLE. PHEW

17. TWO BECOME THREE-PIECE SUITE
(Holy News / News)

SPICE GIRLS TO DESIGN THEIR OWN SOFA

18. Day 41: July 10th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Ziggy and Chanelle's 'relationship' is back on

19. Day 38: July 7th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

New housemate Thaila enters the BB house

20. Day 37: July 6th
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Big Brother contestants realise Charley is a cow.

21. Day 36: July 5th
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Charley starts an argument in an empty room

22. Day 35: July 4th
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Laura and Chanelle are up for eviction

23. Day 34: July 3rd
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Jonathan has left the building in case you haven't noticed

24. Day 33: July 2nd
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Ziggy has a ridiculous name and is hungry. Shame.

25. Day 32: July 1st
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley makes everyone get drunk for her birthday

26. Day 29: June 28th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The housemates have an alarming thought: maybe the voting was fixed. Twats.

27. Day 28: June 27th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley isn't up for eviction even though she should be.

28. Day 27: June 26th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Sean acts like a very simple person.

29. Day 28: June 27th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley isn't up for eviction even though she should be. A farce.

30. Day 26: June 25th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle and Ziggy argue over blackheads. And that roughly sums it up.