1. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

2. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

3. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

4. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS TURNING INTO COURTNEY LOVE

5. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER'S MOST GRUESOME COUPLING YET?

6. DULLEST. BATMAN. EVER.
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DAVID BLAINE PLANS ANOTHER INTERESTING STUNT

7. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

8. I KNOW WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER
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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WISHES SHE HAD WALKED AROUND NAKED AGED 12

9. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

10. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

11. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

12. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

13. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

15. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON HER WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
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LILY ALLEN WRITES SONG ABOUT GOD

16. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. MAID FOR TV
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'MAID IN MANHATTAN' TO BE A TV SERIES

19. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
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BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

20. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

21. NOT A LUCKY MAN
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THE VERVE IN TURMOIL AFTER BUST UP ON STAGE AND NICK MCCABE GOING MAD

22. NO MEAT IS MURDER
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TOMMY LEE STILL FINDING IT HARD TO GIVE UP MEAT

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

24. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

25. LILY'S BOOB BOOB
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LILY ALLEN DENIES PUBLICITY SEEKING WHEN SHE GOT HER NIPPLES OUT

26. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
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SNOW PATROL ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE BY MISTAKE AND CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THEM

27. THE DEPARTED
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NO ROOM IN FAMILY GRAVE FOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S GRAN

28. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

29. DEAR AMY...
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE AN AGONY AUNT

30. THE EDGE OF REASON
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BONO COMPARES THE EDGE TO VINCENT VAN GOGH