1. THE EGOS HAVE LANDED
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BEYONCE USES ALTER EGO ONSTAGE

2. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

3. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

4. DOUBLE DROP
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LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH

5. A RIGHT ROYAL MESS
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GUESS WHO WENT OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS

6. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

7. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

8. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

9. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

10. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

11. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

12. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS TURNING INTO COURTNEY LOVE

13. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. MOSS VS MOSSHART
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JAMIE HINCE'S KILLS BANDMATE ISOLATED BY KATE MOSS

18. A PEACH OF SALT
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED 'BECAUSE OF GRIEF'

19. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

21. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

22. AMY HAUNTED HOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE RECOVERING IN 'HELL HOLE'

23. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

24. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

25. DIDDY: I AM KING OF SEX!
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P DIDDY SAYS HE WOULD WIN THE OLYMPICS OF SEX

26. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

27. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

28. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

29. DEAR AMY...
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE AN AGONY AUNT

30. WIN BOX SETS OF TORCHWOOD SERIES 2 AND MAGAZINES
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TEN TORCHWOOD SERIES 2 DVDS AND MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS UP FOR GRABS