1. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

2. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

3. NOT LOVING AYDA INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS SPLITS FROM LONG TERM LOVE

4. DUDE, WHERE'S MY BRA?
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TILDA SWINTON ON MAKE-UP, OSCARS AND BEING MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

5. NO NO NO TO PAROLE
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL CHOOSES PRISON OVER LIVING WITH HIS MUM

6. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

7. BITE ME, KATE
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KATE MOSS LEAVES FLEA INFESTED HOUSE

8. BOWLING BRAWL
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GARY COLEMAN GETS ANGRY OUTSIDE A BOWLING ALLEY

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS
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COUNTRY STAR LEANN RIMES BECOMES THE 'FACE' OF SKIN CONDITION CAMPAIGN

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

12. THE EGOS HAVE LANDED
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BEYONCE USES ALTER EGO ONSTAGE

13. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

14. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

15. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

16. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

17. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

18. SOUP OF THE DAY
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A DRUNK LOOKING SADIE FROST WITH JODIE HARSH

19. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

20. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

21. CRUSHUA TREE
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WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

22. SAY YOU'LL BE HERR
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POSH SPICE RELATED TO GERMAN REVOLUTIONARY AND FRIEND OF KARL MARX

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. HOTEL BOOBY-LON
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS BUILDING HER OWN HOTEL

25. NEW YORK STATE
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HEATHER MILLS BUYS APARTMENT IN NEW YORK

26. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

27. I'D SWAP YOU FOR SCRABBLE
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28. THE HOLY RAIL
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JOHN CLEESE RANTS ABOUT EX WIFE IN SPEECH

29. DARNELL, ARE YOU BLACK?
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30. MY BOTTOM IS RAW
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