1. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

2. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

3. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

4. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

5. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

6. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

7. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

8. BOTCHED WITH MOTHER
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL FORCED TO STAY WITH MUM

9. BEST VIRAL EVER?
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VIRAL IN 'ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY AND GOOD' SHOCKER!

10. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER

11. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

12. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

13. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES AWFUL RACKET THEN FALLS OVER

14. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

15. NOT LOVING AYDA INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS SPLITS FROM LONG TERM LOVE

16. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

17. FOX BY NAME…
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MEGAN FOX REVEALS LESBIAN PAST

18. DUDE, WHERE'S MY BRA?
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TILDA SWINTON ON MAKE-UP, OSCARS AND BEING MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

19. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

20. FAMILY MISFORTUNES
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VERNON KAY STILL ALIVE DESPITE REPORTS

21. NOT THAT DESPERATE
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HEATHER MILLS TURNED DOWN FOR GUEST APPEARANCE ON 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES'

22. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

23. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

24. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

25. COMMUNITY DISSERVICE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STARTS LATEST COMMUNITY SERVICE STINT

26. YAWN OF THE YEAR
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AND THE REAR OF THE YEAR GOES TO...

27. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

28. VEGAS DAY THREE
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

29. MILLER’S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
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SIENNA MILLER PLANS TO MOVE TO LA

30. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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