1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

3. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

4. WHO IS MAKING AN ARSE OF HERSELF?
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JESSIE WALLACE'S SISTER PUTS IMPORTANT MESSAGE ON HER ARSE

5. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

6. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

7. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

8. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

9. TWO MUCH
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS HAVING TWINS

10. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

11. HE'S A PROPER BUFFOON
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 53

12. HE ISN'T A MAN YET
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 48

13. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

14. I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 43

15. MY BOTTOM IS RAW
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 42

16. THE LITTLE GREEN MAN MUST HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY FOR ANALYSIS
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 41

17. I WISH I'D GONE TO MAGALUF NOW
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 40

18. WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 39

19. WE STARTED OFF NAKED
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 38

20. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

21. KEEP MARIO IN!!!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36

22. MEAT HEAD VS BOOB WOMAN!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 35

23. I'M BEING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A KNOB
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 33

24. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

25. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR ANGELINA JOLIE?
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 30

26. BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 29

27. MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 28

28. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

29. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 25

30. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 24