1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. GET YOUR SNATCH OUT!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 4

3. GOOD CHARLOTTE'S WEB
(Holy News / News)

DID LINDSAY LOHAN ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE NICOLE RITCHIE'S HUSBAND?

4. POOR LITTLE RICHIE GIRL
(Holy News / News)

NICOLE RICHIE MISSES HER PARTYING DAYS AFTER GIVING BIRTH

5. SILICONE HARMY
(Holy News / News)

PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

6. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
(Holy News / News)

Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

7. Lionel Richie
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Hello! your the cunt I'm looking for.

8. lionel richie
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'hello, is it me you're looking for' shes blind you insensitive cunt

9. Lionel Richie
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

No Lionel - its not you she's looking for. Its a miracle

10. The one and only
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A white, ginger Lionel Richie impersonator ?. That does take the custard cream.

11. Calling an outsourced overseas Customer Services d...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...ment for an alledged UK based company, is about as painful as being involved in a forced clusterfuck with Lionel Blair whilst listening to Kiss 100....

12. If a man stands naked on a mirror and looks at the...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...ked on a mirror and looks at the reflection of his ballbag he will be reminded of either Bruce Forsyth or Lionel Blair....

13. 12" 80s POP
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...ls - Johnny come home Steve Miller Band - Abracadabra Lionel Richie - Dancing on the ceiling Irene Cara - Fame ...