1. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

2. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

3. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

4. SINCERITY REPORT
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NICOLE KIDMAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM CRUISE

5. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

8. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

9. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

10. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

11. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

12. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
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GUY RITCHIE DEFENDS HIS FLOP FILMS

15. NO JOKERS
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DISPUTE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S LIFE INSURANCE

16. BOTCHED WITH MOTHER
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL FORCED TO STAY WITH MUM

17. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

20. A FINE WHINE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STILL PROTESTING OVER AIRPORT ARREST

21. WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL
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RADIOHEAD FRONTMAN SNUBS RONAN KEATING

22. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

23. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

24. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

25. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

26. NOT SO SEXY
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SARAH JESSICA PARTY LOOKS LIKE A MAN... EVEN MORE THAN USUAL

27. I WANNA BE... BUTTERY
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JOHN LYDON TO BE THE FACE OF BUTTER BRAND

28. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

29. NOT LOVING AYDA INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS SPLITS FROM LONG TERM LOVE

30. TOP GOVERN
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VAL KILMER TO BE MAYOR OF NEW MEXICO?