1. NOT SO LEGENDS BALL
(Holy News / News)

PHOTO GALLERY OF THE LEGENDS BALL

2. WHAT AN ANALYST YOU TURNED OUT TO BE
(Holy News / News)

PAUL WELLER THINKS AMY WINEHOUSE IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL

3. Wishing The Days Away
(Holy News / News)

Kate and Pete split because of his death wish

4. Radio 1's legends fortnight
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ave "legend" status? Bunch of fucking whining same single releasing yorkshire cunts that what they are not legends. Radio 1 is the biggest cunt of all for finding exactly one legend for their shows....

5. Guitar Legends 3 on the Wii
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For giving me the best Christmas ever.

6. KFC Marketing!
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

You use the scraps out of the fryers and re-sell them as 'popcorn chicken' at a profit...you fucking legends!

7. The Day Today
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... - which doesn't count as it's American - and 'Big Train'). Kick started the careers of many English comic legends and had me in stitches. Best of all, it's currently being repeated on BBC4. Huzzah fo...

8. The first Highlander
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...laying an egyptian in Scotland, and an American playing a Russian in America. And Queen did the soundtrack!Legends!...

9. YouTube
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For video hosting. You fucking legends. I didn't want to dump my sour faced bitch of a girlfriend face to face and you made it possible to make a video, upload it and leave it on her MySpace page. For