1. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

2. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

3. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

4. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

5. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

6. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

7. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

8. TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
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GUY RITCHIE DEFENDS HIS FLOP FILMS

9. SPINNING A TALE
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NIGHTCLUB BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR SAM RONSON'S CAREER

10. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

11. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

12. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

13. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

14. TROUT OF ORDER
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MEG RYAN NOT TO BLAME FOR MARRIAGE BREAK UP

15. A FINE WHINE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STILL PROTESTING OVER AIRPORT ARREST

16. WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL
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RADIOHEAD FRONTMAN SNUBS RONAN KEATING

17. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

18. DEAD MAN WALKING
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HALLOWEEN INSPIRES THE QUESTIONABLE RESURRECTION OF HEATH LEDGER

19. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

20. CAMPBELL'S CONDENSED CAREER
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NAOMI CONSIDERING RETIREMENT, A NATION REJOICES

21. THE PRICE OF NEW BOOBS
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JORDAN THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DIE AFTER BOOB JOB

22. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

23. NO NO NO TO PAROLE
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL CHOOSES PRISON OVER LIVING WITH HIS MUM

24. SEND IN THE CLOWN
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NEW BRITNEY SPEARS ALBUM IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

25. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

26. YOU'VE GOT FAIL
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MEG RYAN'S CAREER IS OVER, SAYS MEG RYAN

27. YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD LOOKING
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AMY WINEHOUSE FAILS TO TURN UP TO HER OWN SURPRISE PARTY

28. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

29. THE SELF-RESERVATION SOCIETY
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CYBILL SHEPHERD UNIMPRESED BY KISSING MICHAEL CAINE

30. MINI ME FOR MINI FEE
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MINI-ME SEX TAPE FINALLY LEAKED ONTO THE INTERNET