1. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

2. (NO) METHOD MAN
(Holy News / News)

LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

3. Y OH Y
(Holy News / News)

NAME EXPERT REVEALS SECRET BEHIND AGYNESS DEYN'S SUCCESS

4. DUSTIN WHIFFMAN
(Holy News / News)

RAINMAN STAR SAYS FART IS HIS FAVOURITE BIT OF ACTING

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. Cunt Soup
(Holy News / News)

Big Brother rejects screech and preen for the cameras

7. Who Is This Person?
(Holy News / News)

Guess the identity of this mystery woman...

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

9. Nanny Crow's Best
(Holy News / News)

Sheryl Crow Hires Hollywood Uber-Nanny

10. Be Thankful This Isn't Your Boss
(Holy News / News)

Nit picking email from a major publishing player with far too much time on her hands

11. Be thankful this isn't your boss
(Holy News / News)

Amanda Ross berates staff in e-mail about office birthday celebrations

12. crying wolf again
(Holy News / News)

crying wolf again

13. IACGMOOH
(Holy News / News)

IACGMOOH

14. Lauren Booth
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The half-sister of some massive mouthed cunt who married a cunt.

15. Lauren Lavern
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Lauren La cunt more like

16. Princess Diana
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So she was the peoples' princess was she? Well she wasn't mine. That would be my daughter Lauren.

17. Lauren Laverne
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

She's good on that breakfast show she is funny, lovely, knows her music and I have absolutely no desire to kick her in the face unlike the entire roster at radio 1 week days or weekends before 10

18. Lauren Laverne
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Makes culture sexy, incredibly sexy.

19. Never Mind The Buzzcocks
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ly being the hilarious, scathing TV equivalent of HM, but having the top fitness combo of KT Tunstall and Lauren Laverne on the same week. Nice one!...