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3. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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5. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE
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NICOLAS CAGE REFUSES TO SLEEP IN HIS OWN HAUNTED HOUSE

6. JORDAN INVENTS THE WHORSE
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JORDAN'S NEW EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING RANGE

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9. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

10. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

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12. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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13. DOUBLE DROP
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LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH

14. XXX FILES
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15. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
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PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

16. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

17. THE STENCH OF PUBLICITY
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POSH AND BECKS SINGATURE SCENT HITS NOSTRILS

18. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

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20. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

21. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

22. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
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AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

23. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

24. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

25. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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26. HULK AND X-MEN UP FOR GRABS
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27. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
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KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA

28. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

29. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

30. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE