1. TEDDY SHAPED BOX
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE 'SUICIDAL' OVER COBAIN'S ASHES BEING STOLEN

2. EX UTERO?
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE WAS ADVISED TO ABORT KURT COBAIN'S CHILD

3. SMELLS LIKE TEEN MISFIT
(Holy News / News)

FRANCES BEAN COBAIN MAY BE THE NEW FACE OF CHANEL

4. COURTNEY HATE
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE OKAYS 'KURT COBAIN' EDITION TRAINERS

5. LOVE IS THE MUG
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE INSISTS SHE HAS HAD $200M STOLEN BY FRAUDSTERS

6. CON AS YOU ARE
(Holy News / News)

CONVERSE LAUNCH RANGE OF KURT COBAIN-INSPIRED SHOES

7. IN THE BRAIN OF LOVE
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE DISMISSES CLAIMS SHE IS BI-POLAR

8. DAILY AMY UPDATE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE DENIED US VISA

9. GOLDIE DUCKIN' FAME
(Holy News / News)

GOLDIE HAWN ANNOYED BY OBSESSIVE PRESS

10. THERE GOES THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE EYES LONDON MANSIONS

11. Courtney's On The Blog Again
(Holy News / News)

Yet another illegible rant from Courtney Love on MySpace

12. No Jam Today
(Holy News / News)

Pearl Jam censored by AT&T

13. Step. Away. From. The. Internet.
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love is grateful to be Courtney Love

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

15. The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Unwatchable
(Holy News / News)

Lily Allen hits out at Courtney Love

16. Shorn Of The Dead
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty is planning a radical haircut

17. A Pair Of Bollo-cks
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love and Noel Fielding smash up hotel room

18. Courtney Love sets her sights on Pete Doherty
(Holy News / News)

The Unspeakable in Pursuit of the Unlikeable

19. 'Hole' And My Shoe
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love unhappy with Dr Martens using Kurt's image

20. Quote of the day: Courtney Love
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love is to auction off most of Kurt Cobain's remaining belongings

21. Amy Mingehouse/Pete Cockety
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You are not Jim Morrison or Kurt Coban - Get the fuck over it

22. Kurt Cobain
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For having the world at his feet, but choosing to place the butt of a shotgun there instead.

23. Kurt Cobain
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Whiny, sanctimonious loser. Why is it that we're all supposed to be oh-so reverential to this dead smackhead?? I hope that Hitler is making him his blond, blue-eyed bitch now that he's in hell, and ma

24. Dave Grohl
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

for managing to rise from the disaster of Kurt Cobain and make one of the best bands of our time, Foo Fighters. and all done with a beard and crap tattoos.

25. Kurt Russell
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Cool as fuck (see Stuntman Mike, Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, Macready, and the mighty Gabriel Cash) and a decent enough bloke to have stuck with Goldie Hawn for 25 years now. All round top bloke!!