1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. LOOK WHO'S RANTING
(Holy News / News)

KIRSTIE ALLEY SAYS SCIENTOLOGY SAVED HER LIFE

3. DOUGH-A-BUNGER!
(Holy News / News)

'BART SIMPSON' GIVES $10M TO SCIENTOLOGY

4. WAR OF THE WORDS
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE VIDEO WAS GOOD FOR SCIENTOLOGY, SAY CHURCH LEADERS

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

6. Teens who can't speak or spell correctly
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...orts are with you 24/7 and there are some points in the day i just wanna break down and cry. "Plz b ok kirstie. We r all thinkin bowt u." Fuck me there is no hope for mankind. ...