1. 'THIS IS GERMANY CRAWLING'
(Holy News / News)

GERMAN OFFICIAL APOLOGISES TO TOM CRUISE

2. colleen mcloughlin
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

supposed to look like Audrey Hepburn in her latest Breakfast and Tiffany's photoshoot. Looks more like Kenneth Williams with a dress on.

3. Kenneth Branagh
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Oh, Kenny, darling, dearest, dear heart. Sleuth is NOT a film. It's two actors - make that one actor and Jude Law - treading the boards of a badly-lit set in a Pinteresque (what else?) and unintention

4. Vanish Power Spray advertisers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... can see the condensation of his breath and then get him to prance about telling you in the most god awful Kenneth Williams-style voice how wonderful Vanish power spray is at getting rid of tough stai...

5. Kenneth Branagh
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Mainly for his passion stirring St Crispin's day speech in Henry V. If we had leaders who were like that in this country I would happily fight for them, but snivelling little shits like Tony Blair etc

6. The longer you look at Colleen McLoughlin, the mor...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The longer you look at Colleen McLoughlin, the more she'll look like Kenneth Williams