1. '24' CARAT GOLD
(Holy News / News)

KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

2. KIEFER SUDS-ERLAND
(Holy News / News)

ACTOR KIEFER SUTHERLAND DROPS SOAP IN PRISON SHOWERS

3. NICHOLSON ON TOP
(Holy News / News)

JACK NICHOLSON NAMED BEST EVER HOLLYWOOD HELL RAISER

4. STAND BY ME
(Holy News / News)

DONALD SUTHERLAND TALKS ABOUT WRITING LETTERS TO KIEFER WHEN HE WAS IN PRISON

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. FREE JACK
(Holy News / News)

KIEFER SUTHERLAND HAS BEEN A MODEL PRISONER

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. Previously On 'The Toilet'...
(Holy News / News)

Fearne Cotton interrupts Kiefer Sutherland on the toilet

11. sigmund freud
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

last night i had a dream where i was a woman who became spiderman. i had the voice of kiefer sutherland and my web was like stretched out chewing gum. decipher THAT you cunt!