1. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

4. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

5. 'MAN' SEEKS 'WOMAN'
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PETE DOHERTY DESPERATE TO SHACK UP WITH KATE MOSS AGAIN

6. SEND IN THE CLOWN
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NEW BRITNEY SPEARS ALBUM IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

7. KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY
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RUMER WILLIS ADMITS TO CRUSH ON STEPDAD KUTCHER

8. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND ROCK STARS
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PAMELA ANDERSON FORCED TO EXPLAIN SEX TAPE TO THE KIDS

9. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

10. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE
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NICOLAS CAGE REFUSES TO SLEEP IN HIS OWN HAUNTED HOUSE

13. YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF CROYDON....
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KATE MOSS GETS AN ANCHOR TATTOO

14. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

15. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

16. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
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AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

17. DEER JONES
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VINNIE JONES TERRIFIED BY A DEER

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. NEWSMOUND
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20. JENNY AND A CROCK
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. MAN IN THE BLACK
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WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

23. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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ALEC BALDWIN GETS ANGRY AGAIN

24. LAWYERS 10 SPEARS FAMILY 0
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BRITNEY'S CUSTODY CASE DRAWS TO A CLOSE

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER
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THE KIDS ARE OUT FOR THE BT HOME HUB PARTY

27. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

28. MAKING A SILK PURSE OF OUT OF A SOW'S EAR
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JADE GOODY TO HAVE MORE PLASTIC SURGERY

29. EX-TINA?
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA LOVES LIPGLOSS MORE THAN HER BABY

30. CHEWBACCA MARTIN
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CHRIS MARTIN SAYS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN WEIRD NAMES