1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. WHAT IS SARAH HARDING DOING?
(Holy News / News)

SARAH HARDING PICTURE GALLERY

3. NOT RIP-2
(Holy News / News)

ACTOR WHO PLAYED R2-D2 IN STAR WARS NOT REALLY ILL

4. WIN KENNY DVD AND TALKING KENNY DOLL
(Holy News / Competition)

KENNY DVD AND TALKING DOLL UP FOR GRABS

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

6. WHAT'S WHITE AND SLIDES ACROSS THE FLOOR?
(Holy News / News)

Full Line up of Strictly Come Dancing is announced

7. HASTA LA VISTA FIDDY
(Holy News / News)

50 CENT COULD COME THIRD IN CHART BATTLE WITH KANYE

8. Macca Jumps Bridget's Bones?
(Holy News / News)

Paul McCartney and Renee Zellweger enjoy a romantic dinner

9. Day 88: 27th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Singing the house down

10. Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
(Holy News / News)

George Michael refuses to have HIV test

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

Craig 'Ken' Logan from Bros. is down with the kids...

12. Kenneth Branagh
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Oh, Kenny, darling, dearest, dear heart. Sleuth is NOT a film. It's two actors - make that one actor and Jude Law - treading the boards of a badly-lit set in a Pinteresque (what else?) and unintention

13. The Strictly Come Dancing Result
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...he name of all that does not suck, can Penny Lancaster and Gabby Logan be the worst dancers on there? Kenny Logan, John Barnes, that bald mockney shortarse and (for fucks sake) Letitia cocking Dean...

14. Torch bearer chooser
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e, north 2.35pm Zoe Salmon, running from Waterloo Bridge north to Somerset House, courtyard 2.57pm Kenny Logan, running from Fleet Street, Ludgate Circus to St. Paul’s Cathedral 3.02pm Ed Co...

15. Kenny McCormick
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

He is he ressurection and the light. Regeneration skills that would put any timelord to shame.

16. Pat Kenny
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

The Irish version of Alan Partridge, as seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk1EOcFv3s8 His interview with "Jerry Seinfield" is just legendary.

17. If Kenny Goss had silicone tits peter Andre' would...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

If Kenny Goss had silicone tits peter Andre' would be married to him.