1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. NEWSMOUND
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4. WALKING DEYN THE AISLE
(Holy News / News)

AGYNESS DEYN AND ALBERT HAMMOND JR ENGAGED?

5. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. POPPING THE PAPS
(Holy News / News)

WOODY HARRELSON SUED FOR BREAKING PHOTOGRAPHER'S CAMERA

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. IT'S 4PM, WE'RE BORED...
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S ALTERNATIVE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET SEXY LIST

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. DAY 2: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

JANICE AND LYNN ARGUE

12. ROTTERS NATION
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY OFFICIALLY UGLIST MAN ALIVE

13. WIN 30 DAYS OF NIGHT GOODIE BAGS
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE 30 DAYS OF NIGHT GOODIE BAGS UP FOR GRABS

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. Pigs Fly, William Marries
(Holy News / News)

Prince William married claims US tabloid

16. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

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17. Josh Hartnett: Clinically Insane?
(Holy News / News)

Josh Hartnett is reported to be cheating on Penelope Cruz

18. Not At It Like Kravitz
(Holy News / News)

Penelope Cruz has split from beau Josh Hartnett and is following rocker Lenny Kravitz around on tour

19. Bono
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For making me feel embarrassed by your sheer cuntiness every-time I listen to The Joshua Tree and enjoy it

20. Picture loans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'Josh, me and ya Dad have fucked up our finances and we've sold everything including ya scootah'

21. Picture Loans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The ad for Picture Loans with 'JOSH! DADS FOUND YER SCOOOTA!' has finally been laid to rest thank fuck, but now we've got a double helping of that obnoxious cunt who plays with his football while tal

22. The "Pickcha" woman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Josh, Dads found yer scootah" "Shush I'm talking to Pickcha" "We,d like to borra £25,000" (puts hand over phone and mouths £25,000 ??? to her pathetic submissive cunt of a husband, who puts one

23. U2
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Talk about living off past glories. Haven't made a decent album since the Joshua Tree yet we're still 'treated' to endless sanctimonious ego-massaging records. Also fronted by one of the biggest tools

24. Woman from Picture Loans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Forget the rest of the advert..... Just the way she says "Josh, your Dad has found ya scooter" is enough for me to impale my tv control in the screen, "Josh your Dad hasn''t found your scooter, go an

25. Gram Parsons
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...pact with a roadie which led to his corpse being exhumed and drunkenly driven to, and burried under the Joshua tree. Oh and made some cracking records too, and created a genre as well....