1. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
(Holy News / News)

LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

2. SKIN TO SKIN
(Holy News / News)

NICHOLAS HOULT EXCLUSIVELY REVEALS ABOUT HIS GAY RELATIONSHIP

3. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

4. DAILY BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS' FATHER FEARS HER DEATH

5. VIRGIN BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS TO PLAY VIRGIN MARY IN NEW FILM

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. DUMB BUMS
(Holy News / News)

IT'S REAR OF THE YEAR TIME AGAINZZZZZZZZZZZ

8. www.uglyoldtwat.co.uk
(Holy News / News)

Andrew Lloyd Webber avoids technology

9. FROM THE BOARD...
(Holy News / News)

holy moly plays spot the difference...

10. Denise Van Outen
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Talking about the new cunt playing Joseph. "He's what we like to call BUFF, in the business" Really Denise? You're what we like to call a cunt in the business.

11. Joseph Bazagette poster in "The Heroes"
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Watched QI again over the weekend did you? CUNT!

12. Joseph Bazalgette
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For inventing the sewage system. Unfortunately while he pumped the crap out of our home, his descendant Peter pumps it back in via Big Brother.

13. Joseph Goebbels
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Say what you like, he had a lovely speaking voice