1. PLASTIC SURGEONS KNOW NOTHING
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MADONNA NAMED ULTIMATE FACE BY COSMETIC SURGEONS

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

4. DOGGY STYLE
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JONATHAN ROSS'S DOG 'INTERFERES' DURING SEX

5. BOGUS, DUDE
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KEANU REEVES TURNS DOWN 'BILL AND TED' REMAKE

6. HOLY MOLY AT THE EMPIRE FILM AWARDS
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HOLY MOLY AT THE EMPIRE FILM AWARDS

7. STORM IN A B-CUP
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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY TALKS ABOUT HER BREASTS AGAIN

8. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

9. THE ALTERNATIVE BRITS AFTER PARTY PHOTO GALLERY
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THE ALTERNATIVE BRIT PARTY

10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DENIS
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IT'S ALRIGHT ON THE NIGHT PRESENTER TURNS 86

11. I VANT TO BITE YOUR NECK!
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP FIVE CELEBRITY BITING INCIDENTS

12. ERM...
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HOLY MOLY'S PICTURE OF THE WEEK

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

14. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ANOTHER BBC COCK UP CAUGHT ON CAMERA

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

16. 'THE GREAT SHOW' WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
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DAVID LETTERMAN INTERVIEWS PARIS HILTON

17. HE'S BEHIND YOU!
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS TO APPEAR IN PANTO

18. POTW
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Film critic Paul Ross pictured buying dodgy DVDs

19. The Z-List Beckons
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What now for the Big Brother buffoons?

20. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

21. Boobless Boo Hoo
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Keira Knightley whinges about Photoshopping again

22. Beam Me Up, Fatty
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Robbie Williams hopes to star in the next Star Trek film

23. Day 61: 30th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Predictably, Chanelle threatens to leave BB

24. Day 39: July 8th
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Jonathan hits rock bottom

25. Obligatory Live Earth Youtube Clip
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All the swearing from Live Earth, and the behind the scenes grumbles

26. Day 36: July 5th
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Charley starts an argument in an empty room

27. Day 35: July 4th
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Laura and Chanelle are up for eviction

28. No Porridge For This Little Bore
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Pete Doherty avoids jail, again

29. Day 34: July 3rd
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Jonathan has left the building in case you haven't noticed

30. Day 33: July 2nd
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Ziggy has a ridiculous name and is hungry. Shame.