1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

2. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

3. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ERECTION
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JOHN C REILLY IS HONEST ABOUT SEX SCENES

4. GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDZZZZZZZZZZZ
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THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

5. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

8. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

9. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

10. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

11. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

12. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

13. THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
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KATE MOSS REVEALS FRANK SINATRA KISS

14. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

15. GIVE UP THE DAY JOB
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NICK GRIMSHAW AND ZEZI IFORE CLEAN THE STREETS AND DO A BETTER JOB AT THAT THAN PRESENTING

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

18. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

19. PLAYING GOD
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US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. MASTER CAST
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JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN FILM

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. THREE'S A CROWD
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THREE MEN TURN UP FOR ABI TITMUSS BOOK SIGNING

24. HERE'S JOHNNY
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JOHNNY BORRELL OUT WITH A LOAD OF IDIOTS

25. THE HOLY RAIL
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JOHN CLEESE RANTS ABOUT EX WIFE IN SPEECH

26. WIN SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGE
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FIVE BOX SETS OF COMPLETE SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGES

27. MAN IN THE BLACK
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WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

28. MY WAPEY RAPE JOKE
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RUSSELL BRAND APOLOGISES FOR SEX ATTACK JOKE

29. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

30. NEWSMOUND
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