1. NEWSMOUND
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2. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

3. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

4. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

5. DON'T LET HER OUT!
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CHANTELLE AND CO WHORE THEMSELVES OUT AT EMBASSY NIGHTCLUB

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

8. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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GEMMA ATKINSON AND JACK OSBOURNE AN ITEM?

9. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

10. THE STRIFE OF MILEY
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MILEY CYRUS TO TAKE ON DISNEY?

11. I WANNA BE... BUTTERY
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JOHN LYDON TO BE THE FACE OF BUTTER BRAND

12. MURDERING THE DANCEFLOOR
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KNIGHTLEY AND BLOOM TO REMAKE TRAVOLTA CLASSIC

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. CASH BACK!
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BRITNEY'S MOTHER PROUD AT HER DAUGHTER'S COMEBACK

15. BACK IN THE UR ASS S SIR
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MACCA FURIOUS OVER LENNON GAY CLAIM IN BOOK

16. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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JOHN MCCAIN GETS BARACKROLL'D!

17. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

18. THE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH
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KIRSTEN DUNST DENIES KNOWING HER CURRENT PARTNER

19. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

20. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

21. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ERECTION
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JOHN C REILLY IS HONEST ABOUT SEX SCENES

22. GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDZZZZZZZZZZZ
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THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

23. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

26. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

27. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

28. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

29. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

30. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS