1. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

2. THE EDGE OF REASON
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BONO COMPARES THE EDGE TO VINCENT VAN GOGH

3. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS

4. MASTER CAST
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JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN FILM

5. PINING PETE
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PETE DOHERTY TALKS ABOUT KATE MOSS SPLIT PUBLICLY

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. WIN PUSHING DAISIES DVDS AND SIGNED POSTER
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FIVE COPIES OF PUSHING DAISIES SEASON ONE UP FOR GRABS

8. IN THE LINE OF IRE
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CLINT EASTWOOD AND SPIKE LEE HAVE A SPAT

9. GHOULS ALOUD
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NICOLA ROBERTS CONSULTS PSYCHIC BEFORE DUMPING BOYFRIEND

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. NEWSMOUND
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12. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
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JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

13. TOP BUN
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SURI CRUISE HAS AN EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PARTY

14. WIN THREE 'EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION' DVDS
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'EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION' DVDS UP FOR GRABS

15. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

16. CRUISE MEETS VILLAGE PEOPLE?
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TOM CRUISE ANECDOTE CUT FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE MEMOIR

17. THESE WORDS
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AMY WINEHOUSE FINDS AN UNLIKELY ALLY IN NATASHA BEDINGFIELD

18. TIGER FEET. AND HEAD AND BODY
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SIEGFRIED AND ROY EMPLOYEE MADE TO DISSECT DEAD CAT

19. WHITE TIGER NOT INCLUDED
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MORE PICS TO RUIN JODIE MARSH'S EXCLUSIVE

20. PEPPER PLOT
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DR PEPPER MAKE AXL ROSE AN ENTICING OFFER

21. CRAP IDOL
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RIO FERDINAND ORGANISES 'RAP IDOL' FOR ANTI-GUN CAMPAIGN

22. 'WRONG', SIGHS SEUSS
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ANTI-ABORTION PROTESTERS TARGET FILM PREMIERE

23. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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I'M F**KING BEN AFFLECK

24. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

25. AND THE AWARD GOES TO...WHATSHISNAME?
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OZZY OSBOURNE NERVOUS ABOUT HOSTING BRIT AWARDS

26. WRECK THE HALL WITH JOWLS AND FOLLY
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PETE DOHERTY TO PLAY THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL

27. DAILY AMY UPDATE
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AMY WINEHOUSE DENIED US VISA

28. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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MATT DAMON DOES A VIDEO FUNNY

29. NEWSMOUND
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30. YOU'RE ALRIGHT JACK
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JOHN BARROWMAN CALLS FOR STARS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET