1. MY JOBBY WOB
(Holy News / News)

MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

2. I SOUGHT THE LAW
(Holy News / News)

JUDE LAW LINKED WITH MODEL LILY COLE

3. NOT RIP-2
(Holy News / News)

ACTOR WHO PLAYED R2-D2 IN STAR WARS NOT REALLY ILL

4. JEDI CHURCH
(Holy News / News)

CHARLOTTE CHURCH FUNDS STAR WARS CHURCH

5. LITTLE CHINAWHITE LIES
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN HAS GIVEN UP THE PARTY LIFESTYLE

6. Is You Chattin' At Me?
(Holy News / News)

Smash your TV, Jade Goody returns

7. Charlotte Church Praises Jordan's Brain
(Holy News / News)

Charlotte Church describes Katie Price aka Jordan as 'very clever' after interviewing the glamour mo

8. Tom From Kasabian
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ills on, you know. Get fucked. Serious, you know?... Some day I''ll learn to control that anger, like a Jedi knight." Oh do fuck off you tiresome lump of shite with a Tony and Guy moolay stuck on t...

9. Anyone on Facebook/etc who puts their religion as ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Anyone on Facebook/etc who puts their religion as 'jedi' is automatically a cunt.

10. STAR WARS EXPO
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...e the venue, it only gets better with a host of attractions such as a Darth Vader hot air balloon and a Jedi training course.  The perfect opportunity, we think, to discard all dignity and ...