1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NO TALENT IN PARIS
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SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS PARIS HILTON 'HAS NO TALENT'

3. SOMETHING BORROWED, SOME KNOB FROM BLUE
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LEE RYAN DUMPS PREGNANT FIANCEE

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. MAKING A SILK PURSE OF OUT OF A SOW'S EAR
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JADE GOODY TO HAVE MORE PLASTIC SURGERY

8. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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IS MARILYN MANSON AS BALD AS A COOT?

9. USHER NONSENSE
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USHER DENIES HIS SON'S NAME IS TO BOOST HIS OWN EGO

10. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE KUNG FU PANDA PREMIERE
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JACK BLACK COMPARES RELEASING A FILM WITH FARTING

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. ALFIE BIN LADEN
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MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

13. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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COREY FELDMAN AND COREY HAIM TALK ABOUT TEENAGE ABUSE

14. PER-VERSION
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MARK RONSON WATCHED PORN WITH MICHAEL JACKSON AS A CHILD

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. VIOLATOR
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

17. TOO MUCH
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IS MEL B TELLING LIES?

18. SAY YOU'LL BE THERE... PLEASE?
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MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

19. I DON'T THINK I WANT YOU BACK
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MEL B IS RECORDING NEW DUET WITH JANET JACKSON

20. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

21. GET RICH OR FRY TRYIN'
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50 CENT DENIES HE SET FIRE TO HIS HOUSE

22. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
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jack black is the most predictable person on earth

23. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET SIGNATURE
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BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT FINALISTS TELL US ALL ABOUT SIMON COWELL'S EYEBROWS

24. XENU-PHOBIA
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OPENING OF WILL SMITH'S NEW FILM HAS BEEN DELAYED

25. DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH
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MICHAEL JACKSON MAY BE HEADING FOR LAS VEGAS

26. THE MENTAL AGE OF MIMI
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MARIAH CAREY BELIEVES SHE IS 12 YEARS OLD

27. NEWSMOUND
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28. LOQUACIOUS 'D'
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JACK BLACK CONFIRMS ANGELINA JOLIE IS HAVING TWINS

29. TWEED'S DEED
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JACK TWEED CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

30. PASS ME THE SICK BAG
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POSH AND BECKS DRONE ON ABOUT FAVOURITE TOM CRUISE FILMS