1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. TROUT OF ORDER
(Holy News / News)

MEG RYAN NOT TO BLAME FOR MARRIAGE BREAK UP

3. DROOPY PIANIST
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL DOUGLAS TO PLAY LIBERACE IN MOVIE

4. BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS
(Holy News / News)

BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS PHOTO GALLERY

5. HE AIN'T XENU, HE'S MY PARTNER
(Holy News / News)

'LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE' SAYS HIS MOVIE PARTNER

6. EMPIRE OF THE PANTS
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLIE IS THE SEXIEST FILM STAR EVER

7. GAME FOR A GAFFE
(Holy News / News)

SARAH KENNEDY IN TROUBLE (AGAIN) AFTER RADIO COMMENTS

8. THE ORANGE SPRAYLIST
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH VOTED WORST CELEBRITY TAN

9. How Hard The Duck?
(Holy News / News)

Mel B's new husband is a duck killer

10. THEY WERE RACIST: IT'S OFFICIAL
(Holy News / News)

PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN TRANSCRIPT OF RACIST JO O'MEARA AND JACK TWEEDY ENTERS PUBLIC DOMAIN

11. Paris Hilton: Prison Librarian
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton receives books from friends to help pass her prison spell

12. Harriet Harman (Equalities Bill)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...air is it was any different? Leave things as they are you fucking twats!! I am a liberal guy. Not prejudiced towards anyone, whoever they fucking are. but this is really going to get on the majori...

13. Raef Bjayou
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

That snobby cunt from The Apprentice who, in an effort to explain he was devoid of class prejudice, shot himself in the foot by stating, "I get on with prince or pauper", in tones that would make Bria

14. Homer Simpson
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...over your own mother just to get one." "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races." "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the town...

15. Quentin Crisp
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For fighting violence and prejudice all his life, just for the simple right to be himself.

16. The only thing required to make a sucessful teenag...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...h an indignant snort, as soon as an adult talks to you. In our house, my daughter is shaping up to be Judi fucken Dench....

17. The mood board for hair and makeup on the female p...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

... for hair and makeup on the female presenters of BBC olympic coverage is mainly composed of pictures of Judith Chalmers...