1. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

2. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

3. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

4. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

5. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

6. THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
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KATE MOSS REVEALS FRANK SINATRA KISS

7. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

8. GIVE UP THE DAY JOB
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NICK GRIMSHAW AND ZEZI IFORE CLEAN THE STREETS AND DO A BETTER JOB AT THAT THAN PRESENTING

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

11. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

12. PLAYING GOD
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US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. MASTER CAST
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JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN FILM

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. THREE'S A CROWD
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THREE MEN TURN UP FOR ABI TITMUSS BOOK SIGNING

17. HERE'S JOHNNY
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JOHNNY BORRELL OUT WITH A LOAD OF IDIOTS

18. THE HOLY RAIL
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JOHN CLEESE RANTS ABOUT EX WIFE IN SPEECH

19. WIN SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGE
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FIVE BOX SETS OF COMPLETE SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGES

20. MAN IN THE BLACK
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WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

21. MY WAPEY RAPE JOKE
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RUSSELL BRAND APOLOGISES FOR SEX ATTACK JOKE

22. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. SUNDAY BEEF
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SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

25. AMY ROUNDHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE HITS ANOTHER FAN OUTSIDE HER FLAT

26. MY NAME IS FLUTE
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NICOLE KIDMAN HAS PLANNED OUT HER BIRTHING MUSIC

27. JOHN LESLIE ACCUSED OF RAPE, AGAIN
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JOHN LESLIE QUESTIONED BY POLICE ON SUSPICION OF RAPE

28. WHOSE ARSE IS THIS?
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FACES NIGHTCLUB PICTURE GALLERY

29. PERSONAL OFFENCE IS NEVER FORGOTTEN!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 14

30. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM