1. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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WE DID NOT KNOW THIS

3. JOHN LYDON'S LOST HIS MOJO
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MOJO AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

4. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

5. GOOD CHARLOTTE'S WEB
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DID LINDSAY LOHAN ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE NICOLE RITCHIE'S HUSBAND?

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. POOR LITTLE RICHIE GIRL
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NICOLE RICHIE MISSES HER PARTYING DAYS AFTER GIVING BIRTH

8. MUM'S THE WEIRD
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DINAH LOHAN NAMED ONE OF THE 'MOTHERS OF THE YEAR'

9. WHAT IS TOM SAYING?
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CAN YOU GUESS WHAT TOM JONES IS SINGING?

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. CRYBABY SHAMBLES
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PROMOTOERS BEMOAN LOST EARNINGS OVER PETE DOHERTY IMPRISONMENT

12. THE HORSE WHISPERER
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SARAH HARDING ENGAGED AFTER BOYFRIEND PROPOSES WITH HORSE

13. TIT'S NOT FAIR!
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NICOLE RICHIE UNHAPPY WITH HER POST-BABY BREASTS

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF A TWAT

15. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS
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ORLANDO BLOOM GOING OUT WITH RUMER WILLIS?

16. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. TAKEN FOR A RIDE
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LILY ALLEN CONNED BY STRIPPER

19. WE KNOW HE'S NO GOOD
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL TRADES AMY PICS FOR DRUGS

20. BAFTA AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY
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BAFTA AWARD WINNERS AND PICTURES

21. NO FUTURE IN THIS IDEA
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SEX PISTOLS PLANNING TO RECORD NEW MATERIAL

22. TANTRUMS AND TEARS
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NICOLE RICHIE'S BABY IS JUST LIKE HER MOTHER

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. DRUMMING UP PUBLICITY
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QUENTIN TARANTINO WANTS TO DIRECT RINGO STARR

25. Permission to fuck off
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Justin Hawkins wins role in Nick Moran film

26. A big shower of shit hits London
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Z-listers spotted mopping up free booze at last night's Paul and Joe party

27. NEWSMOUND
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28. '24' Season seven news
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New cast member announced for '24'

29. NEWSMOUND
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30. NEWSMOUND
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