1. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
(Holy News / News)

JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

2. THESE WORDS
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE FINDS AN UNLIKELY ALLY IN NATASHA BEDINGFIELD

3. PEPPER PLOT
(Holy News / News)

DR PEPPER MAKE AXL ROSE AN ENTICING OFFER

4. DAILY AMY UPDATE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE DENIED US VISA

5. AM I GONNA STOP YOUR PAY?
(Holy News / News)

LENNY KRAVITZ FIRES HIS BUSINESS STAFF

6. PLEASE, PLEASE LOVE ME DO
(Holy News / News)

DAVE GROHL NOT AS TALENTED AS RINGO STARR, SAYS DAVE

7. PUT A SOCK IN IT!
(Holy News / News)

CATE BLANCHETT USES FOOTWEAR TO PREPARE FOR DYLAN ROLE

8. The Crappy, Crappy Sound of Radio One
(Holy News / News)

Full tracklisting for the 40 years of Radio One album revealed

9. Wishing The Days Away
(Holy News / News)

Kate and Pete split because of his death wish

10. Jo Whiley
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...they play an "ironic" cover of a pop song. No matter how bad they sound, act like you are after seeing Jimi Hendrix & Elvis play with The Beatles. Remind the listener how Radio 1 is the best radio s...

11. Whenever a rock star dies someone will always say ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Whenever a rock star dies someone will always say either 'He's up there jamming with Jimi, John, Elvis, Moony, etc, etc' or 'that's an awesome personal supergroup God has up there'