1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. STOP RIGHT NOW!
(Holy News / News)

MELANIE BROWN TO HOST MISS UNIVERSE CONTEST

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

6. IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL SING IF I WANT TO
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE SINGS AND DANCES IN ANOTHER SECRET SCIETOLOGY VIDEO

7. KERRY SPRINGER
(Holy News)

KERRY KATONA AND DAD IN DNA TEST WRANGLE

8. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

JERRY O'CONNELL TAKES THE PISS OUT OF TOM CRUISE

9. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

LARRY KING GETS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF JERRY SEINFELD

10. SEIN-TOLOGY
(Holy News / News)

JERRY SEINFELD THANKS SCIENTOLOGY FOR HELPING HIS CAREER

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

12. Heiress Potless
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton's grandfather cuts her out of his will

13. Brunei, Not Brown-Eye, Michael!
(Holy News / News)

Michael Jackson paid £5m for attending a birthday party

14. Christian Whingers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

When protests against the BBC's airing of 'Jerry Springer the Opera' led to mass demonstrations in London calling for the beheading of Director General Greg Dyke and the deaths of at least a dozen or

15. Gilles Peterson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... Past Remix) (Unforgivable) New Band - 'Play my track you lazy, overfed Radio One cuntbubble.' (Angry) Jerry Monbongo - 'At least tell me to piss off you braindead lump of rhino shit' (Truthful) ...

16. James Alan
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... about F1 like he has a clue but is obviously a total wank stain wanna be CUNT. sports a lovely wet look jerry curl hair do and thinks hes an expert. Called his son Enzo for fucks sake!!!! STOP TH...

17. Jerry Adams
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Ex Voice censored lying bomb making cunt

18. Jerry Hall
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Often has an expression on her face like she's sniffing piss. Probably her own incontinence, the old bag.

19. Jerry Seinfeld
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Outwitted by Jonathan Ross, yet lauded by Americans as the writer of the greatest sitcom ever.

20. Maddie: The Movie
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... you (Mc)can." I can't be the only one thinking Micheal Bay should direct? It would be brilliant. Jerry (Tom Cruise) and Kate (Keira Knightley) come back from a nights helping land mine victims...

21. Obvious reporters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Jerry and Kate McCann say they are innocent" No fucking kid you cunts.

22. SKY NEWS
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'COMING UP - Kate and Jerry McCann walk to car...STILL TO COME...Kate and Jerry McCann put seatbealts on...STAY TUNED for Kate and Jerry McCann opening a door, walking past Sainsbury, taking a shit, b

23. USA Who wants to be a Millionaire
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...testsant in the chair. We're playing for $1m!!!!!! Q1. What is the name of the mouse in the Tom and Jerry Cartoons? Contestant gets it right. Q2. What is the name of former President Clintons ...

24. Jerry Reed
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For the first time I'm truly sad that a celebrity has died.

25. Jerry Sadowitz
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Will some TV exec somewhere grow a set of bollocks and give this man his own show before he fucking kills himself? He may be the sickest comedian to ever walk the planet, but he's also DAMN FUCKING FU

26. Jerry Sadowitz
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Because he is misanthropy taken well past what anyone here considers acceptable. Because he is the best magician in the world. Because he is a seriously funny fucker and because he's a) alive and b) n

27. Pat Kenny
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... version of Alan Partridge, as seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk1EOcFv3s8 His interview with "Jerry Seinfield" is just legendary....