1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. CHINA WHITE DELIGHT
(Holy News / News)

Z-LISTERS GO OUT TO CHINA WHITE

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. PLEATHER YOURSELF
(Holy News / News)

JENNA JAMESON TEAMS UP WITH PETA

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

13. The voice on the Tesco Self Checkout mac
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...t of the place when I hear it. 'Time for an upgrade' - let people choose either a female or male voice - Jenna Jameson for the lads, Brad Pitt for the ladies... watch those sales soar....

14. Jenna Coleman
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Little minx from Emmerdale, I know it might not be very noble but I''m certain if I ever got within 10 feet of her I''d lose control of my bodily functions.