1. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

2. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

3. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

4. HELL'S KITCHEN
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BECKHAM AND RAMSEY: A DINER'S DELIGHT?

5. TAKING IT ON THE CHIN
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RUMER WILLIS LAUGHS OFF GAY RUMOURS

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. TURN UP FOR THE BOOKS
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KATIE HOLMES: NOT A FRUMPY HOUSEWIFEE BUT A FASHION TREND SETTER

8. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

9. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
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GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

10. DIDDY DO IT?
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IS P DIDDY DIDDLING CAMERON DIAZ?

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. NEWSMOUND
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15. NEWSMOUND
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16. BREAST-INY'S RESTYLED
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KELLY ROWLAND ADMITS TO BREAST ENLARGEMENT

17. A LEGEND TAKES HER LAST BOW
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LIZ HURLEY TO GIVE UP FILMS

18. BLOOM'S BLOOMERS
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ORLANDO BLOOM SMELLS BAD

19. FLIGHT OF THE SEAGAL
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STALLONE RELATES TALES OF FIGHTING MOVIE STARS

20. P DIDDY DEAD, ANNOUNCES P DIDDY
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RAPPER P DIDDY CHANGES HIS NAME

21. MUSCLE MARY
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MARY J BLIGE DENIES REPORTS OF STEROID TAKING

22. ROCKY II (TIME)
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WYCLEF JEAN HAS AN OPEN MARRIAGE

23. LOHAN ON A SEAFOOD DIET?
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MORE LINDSAY LOHAN LESBIAN RUMOURS SURFACE

24. BACK TO BLACK
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AMY WINEHOUSE PSYCHOANALYSED BY US WRITER

25. PRIVATE BOUNCER
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IKE TURNER'S WIDOW REVEALS HE HELPED TINA

26. GOODY BAG
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AMY WINEHOUSE MOVES HOME

27. TEARS DON'T DRY IN THE COLD
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AMY WINEHOUSE CAUGHT HALF NAKED IN THE STREET CRYING

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. POW! LOW ROSSI
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STATUS QUO ATTACK DOHERTY AND WINEHOUSE

30. ROD BY NAME...
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ROD STEWART PLANS ANOTHER CHILD AT THE AGE OF 62