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2. NEWSMOUND
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3. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

4. BAFTA AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY
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BAFTA AWARD WINNERS AND PICTURES

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6. Penelope Cruz
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For being the lucky cunt who gets to fuck Javier Bardem. No wonder she walks around looking so annoyingly fucking perky all the time. Smug, L'oreal plugging cunt.

7. Javier Bardem
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Forget Norman Bates, Patrick Bateman and Hannibal Lecter. Anton Chigurh out-psychos the lot. Fucking tremendous.

8. Javier Bardem
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

You deserve your Oscar, son. For portraying the coldest, most brutal, without conscience motherfucking sociopath that ever tainted film.

9. Javier Bardem
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For the fucking fantastic turn in No Country For Old Men and for making me come whenever I watch Jamon Jamon.