1. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. TOO MUCH
(Holy News / News)

IS MEL B TELLING LIES?

6. SAY YOU'LL BE THERE... PLEASE?
(Holy News / News)

MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

7. I DON'T THINK I WANT YOU BACK
(Holy News / News)

MEL B IS RECORDING NEW DUET WITH JANET JACKSON

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. PASS ME THE SICK BAG
(Holy News / News)

POSH AND BECKS DRONE ON ABOUT FAVOURITE TOM CRUISE FILMS

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. NEWSMOUND
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12. A HARD KNOCK WIFE
(Holy News / News)

BEYONCE FINALLY BECOMES MRS Z

13. MINI BREAKDOWN
(Holy News / News)

VERNE TROYER RUSHED TO HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT

14. WHO'S BUM IS THIS?
(Holy News / News)

WHICH CELEBRITY HAS FLASHED PHOTOGRAPHERS?

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. SNEEZY DOES IT
(Holy News / News)

JANET JACKSON RUSHED TO HOSPITAL WITH FLU

17. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!
(Holy News / News)

JANET JACKSON DRINKS POTION AND TURNS INTO E.T.

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. SUPERBOWL TALENT MALFUNCTION
(Holy News / News)

PAULA ABDUL BOMBS DURING SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

20. IT'S 4PM, WE'RE BORED...
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S ALTERNATIVE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET SEXY LIST

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. NEWSMOUND
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23. NEWSMOUND
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24. More family fun with the Jacksons
(Holy News / News)

Jermaine Jackson accused of bizarre sleeping arrangements and more

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. Justin - Time For The Menopause
(Holy News / News)

Madonna and Justin Timberlake to record together?

27. Abi Titmuss and cast of ITV's 'Deadline' revealed
(Holy News / News)

The cast for the Janet Street-Porter hosted and Joe Mott mentored ITV show Deadline has been reveale

28. Abi Titmuss and cast of ITV's 'Deadline' revealed
(Holy News / News)

Abi Titmuss & Yvette Fielding revealed in cast of ITV's 'Deadline'

29. People who laugh loudly in bars
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ares you insecure, feeble minded, baggy vaginas. I wouldn't have a drink with you if I'd just licked out Janet Street Porter and needed to wash the taste out of my mouth....

30. Recent Comedy
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...range...Eerily, Another eyeliner and ridiculous clothes wearing over rated cuntfest. Stop sounding like Janet Street Porter, dressing like a gang raped sister and get some jokes cock end. Fuck me...