1. NOT-SO-EASY RIDER
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JACK NICHOLSON EMBARRASSED BY OLD AGE

2. QUOTE OF THE DAY
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JADE GOODY'S WORDS OF WISDOM (PART 2)

3. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

4. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

5. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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GEMMA ATKINSON AND JACK OSBOURNE AN ITEM?

9. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN?
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JODIE MARSH FALLS ON HARD TIMES

11. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

14. DAYS OF BLUNDER
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NICOLE KIDMAN IS MOST OVERPAID ACTRESS

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

17. FONEJACKER IS BACK! WIN FONEJACKER GOODIES
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FONEJACKER DVD AND DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. CONFESSIONS OF A CRACK DABBLER
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JADE REVEALS DRUG PAST IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

22. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL

23. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

24. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

25. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. NEWSMOUND
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28. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

29. NEWSMOUND
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30. TAKING HER BALL-AD HOME
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AMY WINEHOUSE STILL PLANS TO RELEASE BOND THEME