1. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

2. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

3. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

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5. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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6. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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GEMMA ATKINSON AND JACK OSBOURNE AN ITEM?

7. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

8. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN?
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JODIE MARSH FALLS ON HARD TIMES

9. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

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11. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

12. DAYS OF BLUNDER
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NICOLE KIDMAN IS MOST OVERPAID ACTRESS

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14. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

15. FONEJACKER IS BACK! WIN FONEJACKER GOODIES
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FONEJACKER DVD AND DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. CONFESSIONS OF A CRACK DABBLER
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JADE REVEALS DRUG PAST IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

20. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL

21. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

22. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

23. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. NEWSMOUND
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26. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

27. NEWSMOUND
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28. TAKING HER BALL-AD HOME
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AMY WINEHOUSE STILL PLANS TO RELEASE BOND THEME

29. GRAVEYARD SHAFT
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ISAAC HAYES DIES AGED 65

30. NEWSMOUND
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